Try Our New and Improved SUPER ABSORBANT Depends For Feeble Reactors!
GoodNites Reactor Guard® Depends Reactor Diapers provide discreet, absorbent protection to help a reactor who wets the soil wake up with dry land.
Now they have a cloth-like cover so they look and feel even more like real underwear. Now nuclear reactors don't have to be embarassed by the unsightly core diaper bulges.
GoodNites Reactor Guard® Depends Reactor Diapers are a very good choice until your reactor can be safely decommissioned.
They protect discreetly, so your host community hardly knows they’re there.
GoodNites Reactor Guard® Depends Reactor Diapers have the following features:
- Stretchable waist and sides for a comfortable fit
- Discreet, cloth-like outer cover looks and feels like underwear
- Thin, absorbent pad quickly draws strontium 90 and tritium away from rivers and streams.
- Leak guards for all-night and day protection Accepted for disposal at Barnwell.