Depends For Your Leaking Nuclear Reactor

Is your aging nuclear reactor plagued with a leaking problem?

Try Our New and Improved SUPER ABSORBANT Depends For Feeble Reactors!

GoodNites Reactor Guard® Depends Reactor Diapers provide discreet, absorbent protection to help a reactor who wets the soil wake up with dry land.

Now they have a cloth-like cover so they look and feel even more like real underwear. Now nuclear reactors don't have to be embarassed by the unsightly core diaper bulges.

GoodNites Reactor Guard® Depends Reactor Diapers are a very good choice until your reactor can be safely decommissioned.

They protect discreetly, so your host community hardly knows they’re there.

GoodNites Reactor Guard® Depends Reactor Diapers have the following features:

• Stretchable waist and sides for a comfortable fit
• Discreet, cloth-like outer cover looks and feels like underwear
• Thin, absorbent pad quickly draws strontium 90 and tritium away from rivers and streams.
• Leak guards for all-night and day protection Accepted for disposal at Barnwell.